Greetings, my name is Sir Plank. I am co-founder and current President of New Poop University. We offer many courses of outstanding quality here at our institution. Our offered majors include Mass Effect Sociology, Spyro Archaeology, and Psyduck Psychology and many others. Thank you for your visit and please consider choosing NPU!
I just imagined Milla dancing to “Disco Inferno,”
And now I am numb to everything because of how bad my heart hurts .____.